Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Who needs Engineers when we have Audits?

I don’t have any personal grudge against auditors. After all, they are human beings most of the time, and how ever one puts it, they are just doing their jobs. Obedient blokes with a creative sense of humor....

Last week the audits came and gave an order to suspend the life insurance of the scientific officers in the Non-destructive testing section. Their reason was pretty straightforward; the officers had not sustained any injury so far, and thus there was no point in paying for insurance.

(For those who are not aware of non-destructive testing; it’s a profession which involves contact with X-rays, Gamma rays, and radioactive sources as well as handling potentially harmful chemicals. We also run the risk of fatality when doing a field inspection. Especially when it involves climbing heights.)

We were thinking of nominating the audits for the next Nobel Peace Prize in Rational Thinking but later decided against it when we heard another incident:

The auditors have recommended a “cheaper” safety switch to the engineer who had designed the power grid for a reputable authority.

Damn, such innovative and brilliant solutions! These guys/girls should be promoted to presidential advisers. Their talents are clearly going to waste.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Zen (I hope I don't dance)



Too lazy to be ambitious,

I let the world take care of itself.
Ten days' worth of rice in my bag;
a bundle of twigs by the fireplace.
Why chatter about delusion and enlightenment?
Listening to the night rain on my roof,
I sit comfortably, with both legs stretched out.

-- Ryokan (Zen master)




Friday, October 19, 2007

Tales of Blind Obediance

I schooled at a so-called Sinhala-Buddhist National school. At that time, like any other obedient, creativity-suppressed and over-disciplined student I was eager to become a part of the system, uphold the law and carry responsibility. So I become a prefect.

Soon enough I was happily shouting away at the younger lads, doing chores for the teachers and lifting heavy weights at every major school event. But by far the favourite thing we had to do was to jump unannounced into classes when teachers were absent and search the bags of students. Most often than not, we would find pornographic magazines that would come in a wide array of categories. Softcore, hardcore, English, Sinhala, black & white, color, local foreign, etc etc.

We would take all the magazines and compile it in a confidential file in the Prefect’s room, notoriously named as “file-13”. Prefects had a very strict hierarchy and there were levels of access granted to the file according to seniority. (Yes, not only were we a bunch of sad wankers, we were also an organized bunch of sad wankers)

One day, a very senior prefect (let’s call him Hasanjith) happened to capture a magazine with incestuous references. It was clear that he was pretty amused by the storyline due to his excessive reference time with file-13 and by his subsequent urges to check the same classroom for similar material.

We didn’t have any suspicion when he called upon the student who brought the magazine to the prefect’s room. Usually a little ragging and a little pep-talk is a part of the procedure.

The poor boy came into the room with his hands and knees shaking. Hasanjith told the boy to sing a song. His voice clearly shaking, the boy managed to utter two or three lines of twinkle twinkle little star. Hasanjith, a little offended, kept his cool obviously wanting to humiliate the boy further. He then asked all the family details of the student.

But the room’s full attention was captured by Hasanjith when he started to read out some of the parts from the incest story. The boy was nearly crying. His eyes filled with tears, and he tried his level best to keep his jaw from trembling. Having achieved his goal, Hasanjith stood up from his seat and came close to the boy. I really wish that the following events didn’t happen, and somehow I had the guts to stand up that day and question Hasanjith’s authority. But I didn’t. Strangely enough, I kind of believed that Hasanjith was doing what was necessary to uphold the discipline in our great school.

Hasanjith was not satisfied. He started to get physical. He slapped the boy twice and then continued to read the story. Then slapped him again. This continued probably until his hand’s were sore.

The poor boy didn’t utter a sound. Maybe he was too scared. Maybe he was too shocked to feel the pain.

Hasnjith then went for the broom. He took it by the root and aimed two hard blows at the boy’s stomach. Before the third strike, one of Hasanjith’s peers decided it was time to stop and let the boy go.

The next few words that the boy murmured to his rescuer, and the way he said it would haunt me for the rest of my days.

“Thank you Aiyya. I am sorry.”

Hasanjith later gave a heroic speech on the wrongness of pornography, saying it was brought by the Westerners as a conspiracy to corrupt the minds of Sri Lankan youth.

This memory was one that I did not ever want to remember. But it was the first thing that came across my mind when reading this article on the Third Wave.

I can attribute this “blind obedience for the greater good” to many fragments of Sri Lankan society including political parties, Institutionalized corruption, and organized crime by people with power. But why should I point out the obvious, when you dear reader, can easily think for yourself.

Monday, October 15, 2007

The Way of the Wizard (Deepak Chopra)

Warning: The following video is TLFW (Too long for work)


Stumbled upon a video by Deepak Chopra on the levels of consciousness that he describes in his book The Way of the Wizard. This was kind of a spiritual hit way back in 1995.

It’s easy to fall in love with Chopra’s intrinsic vocabulary filled with subtle words that express a universe of thoughts. Perhaps his secret lies in his ambiguity of expression and his abstractness of philosophical reflections.

If I watched this five years ago, I would’ve surely branded this as hocus-pocus or spiritual-rubbish and flush it drown the drain. Today with a fair amount of knowledge in NLP, Cognitivism and Zen, I would still brand this as hocus-pocus and spiritual propaganda.

As hard as it may seem to apply Chopra’s teachings to day-to-day life, the video gives the reader a glimpse of the power of self-awareness. Most people will go on to say that better self-help Gurus like Wayne Dyer, Tony Robbins, Robert Dilts or perhaps even Lama Surya Das would be more ideal to help breakaway from the frames & habits we tend to unconsciously hold on to.

But Dr. Chopra’s reference to the evolution of the mind got me thinking.

Is it truly possible for a society to exist with a bunch of yumans running around with absolutely no ego? (Maybe sitting down would be more appropriate I guess) Is it possible for a society filled with jealousy to transform into a one that of unconditional love? Any polygamist nearby will probably say yes, but that’s not the topic of discussion here….

If the answer to both questions is yes, then there in front of you would be instant brewed Utopia.

We’d all be suspended in perpetual bliss. No pun intended.

But the quantum probability of a Universe existing with transcended yumans void of ego would be very minute. More tangible would be the probability of a society elevated with the help of technology. Technology and systems tend to be much more stable than the swaying minds of a Gaussian society.

Much like what ICT is doing today to build a better community; nanotechnology might elevate our society one step close to Utopia tomorrow. And the subsequent technologies might elevate us further.

As for this video, watching it might not change who you are, it might not be influential enough to shift your flow of habits; but it may give you a moment of harmony, and maybe a foretaste of what society could become with a little help from Time. Provided that your imagination can keep up.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Overzealous wordpress spam blocking

It all started with a comment made on Cerno's blog. Which didn't appear. Wrote it again. Still no luck. Moved on. Twas the same with Kanabona. Then again with Mia. Java Jones was to be next. Cerno and Mia later resurrected the comments. But it sure was uncomfortable to sit in the dark and wonder whether the last minutes of the already wasted life were spent in vain.

Was really pissed when a long comment written for Lirneasia wasn't published. Same happened with indi.ca. It's unfair to ask these huge traffic generating sites to check the spam box everyday, but on the other hand a lot of comments by people like RD, Jack Point, and Janusis have been blocked by wordpress as well. Kind of glad that I'm not the only criminal around here...

Not much of a computer geek but perhaps something like this would work, instead of spam blockers?

I could just stick with commenting on blogger blogs, or change my email and name and go on happily commenting for another two weeks before being blocked again or I can grab on to a great chance of ShuttingTFU. All seems to be very healthy options at this stage.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Upper Kotmale Power Plant Progress



Initiated by the CEB, the upper Kotmale hydro power plant was meant to generate 500GWh/annum of Electricity by sacrificing 4 waterfalls when it was first proposed. So you can easily imagine the degree of resistance received from environmentalists, ecologists, politicians and the local residents. In fact the project was completely stalled for quite some time after being proposed in 1994.

Thankfully, compromises have been made and according to the officials in about 3-4 years the powerplant will be up and running.

The 4 waterfalls have been stripped down to 1, but the engineers have manged to design it so that it will retain the bulk of the power which will roughly amount to 400GWh/annum. The St. Claire waterfall will receive water on an hourly basis, and the waterfall will flow for an average of 20 minutes. The CEB is even making a special viewing platform to admire the waterfall from, which according to them will take 20 minutes to trek, so quite conveniently the waterfall will be visible to us humans.They say that the natural flow of the waterfall will not be disturbed and hence the animals won't be affected as well.

There was a large tunnel being built by a Japanese firm. And the women were not allowed enter. In fact, even the Japanese women engineers are not allowed to enter. They believe that a tunnel is a woman, and that she will get angry in the proximity of another woman.

The project is underway with heavy environmental regulations. Even the dust from the trucks are washed off before they make their way to town.

An old wooden and deteriorated film hall which was going to be demolished by the construction will be rebuilt with all the facilities adorned and fully furnished. The same will be done for the Provincial Council and other town buildings that will be re-built.

The local residents are being resettled, each of the residents getting a proportionally larger and better house than they had. The residents also get to choose their own neighbors, whenever possible. Resettlement was also done in a way that would not disrupt the electoral sections. That had relieved much of the resistance.

So it's a healthy dose of regulation, resistance met with engineering and development to ensure that everyone benefits. Win-win situation all-round.